URRRKELLLL!!!!!!
5/2/2012
Jessica Simpson is a mom! She gave birth to a baby girl yesterday morning in an exclusive birthing suite that runs at 3700 dollars a night- included in that? Three bedrooms, two bathrooms and on call manicure, hairstyle and spa treatments. They named her Maxwell Drew, which is fairly cute. I find it kind of weird she used the name Drew, because her that’s her ex’s brother’s name (Drew Lachey). Speaking of her ex, Nick Lachey sent her and her fiancée a congratulatory cookie basket. He and his wife are also expecting.

News on Khloe Kardashian and her husband Lamar’s reality show continues to flip flop. Last week it was happening, yesterday Lamar didn’t want to do it and today Khloe says it’s still going on. Liars.

IS IT OR ISN'T IT?!?!?!
A quick update on X Factor Rumours- Britney Spears has been added as a judge, but there are still some open slots. Miley Cyrus tops Simon Cowell’s rumoured wishlist of judges. Also on there- Avril Lavigne and Fergie. The show is also looking for a new judge. The last guy, Steve Jones, was kind of an unknown. Seems they may be going for a bigger name- Gwen Stefani is rumoured to be filling that position.

Announce Already!!
Jaleel White’s dancing career has come to an end. The world screamed a collective URKEEELLLLLL when he was kicked off of Dancing with the Stars. He started the show off as one of the best dancers but while others improved, he didn’t really get any better. So many great memories with Urkell- hearing bad things about him from his baby mama, hearing that he flipped out on his dancing partner kim and who could forget hearing him cry. Amazing. Only 6 dancers are left on the show.

BYE BYE!
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