The two hour series finale of Desperate Housewives airs this weekend! After 8 seasons, it’ll wrap up- it better be good too! None of that cliffhanger crap that gives you zero closure. It seems that nobody from the cast will miss Terri Hatcher. A picture of a thank you card the main cast gave the crew has gone online. It reads “Thank you for a magical 8 years. Love Eva, Marcia, Felicity and Vanessa.” According to someone on the production team the girls don’t get along with Teri Hatcher so they organized this and left her out. Felicity Huffman who hasn’t been on the show for a couple of seasons now is even included in the card!

What will happen to these ladies?!

Chris Harrison will NOT be the next Bachelor. The host of the show says he knew that question would come up since he split with his wife last week. He says that given he’s going through a divorce, has two kids and is trying to start a new life; he wouldn’t be a great candidate now or anytime soon. Can you imagine if he was tho?! He could do double duty, hosting and making out with all the girls and then interviewing himself about it? It would save the show a ton of money! The new season of the Bachelorette starts on Monday.

Britney Spears has FINALLY signed the deal with X Factor. Man, how long has the speculation for this one gone on?! It is a 100% done deal tho, we get to see her speak! Remember the video of her in the hotel room? The one where she’s asking about the DVD? Here’s the link:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OQqQ34qfgx0

 That’s the Britney I wanna see on X Factor.

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