Natalie Portman got married over the weekend. She married her baby daddy in a ceremony that was attended by tons of big time celebrities including Macauly Culkin. He is looking SO rough! Yikes! There have been tons of rumours that he’s on a major drugs, but clearly if he was able to attend a wedding, everything is fine, right?!

Go back to being that sweet little angel on the left!

Elton John is bashing Madonna again. He was doing an interview with an Australian talk show and for whatever reason she came up. He said “She’s such a nightmare and her career is over. He says her tour is a disaster and that she should have done a different kind of album for her latest. He goes on to say that a big reason he can’t stand Madonna is that she’s been really horrible to Lady Gaga, a close friend of Elton’s.

And another reality TV star thinks it’s time for her to try out a music career. Farrah Sheriff, from the original Teen Mom on MTV has put out a song. It’s absolutely horrid! It sounds like someone just clanged metal around while she screams and has it autotuned! Gross! Stick to doing what you’re good at...having a baby and getting famous for it??? Maybe not.

Or she could become a professional plastic surgery getter?

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