Honestly... wasn't so bad, until this morning.

Apparently I've broken at least 5 rules which I KNOW I shouldn't be breaking... but pee'ing standing up? REALLY? (Check out my previous post to see the full lease agreement)

6 days to go. Tonight is the first night where Boss Chad will actually be home (He was in Toronto most of the weekend)... we'll see how it goes.

This is the real thing... I just copied and pasted it from a PDF file. Don't believe me? I'll email it to you directly.

Here it goes....

LANDLORD AND TENANT AGREEMENT

FOR CASA MARTIN

PURSUANT TO THE TERMS & CONDITIONS
(SECTIONS 1 – 8 AND ALL CLAUSES)

HEREINFAFTER REFERRED TO AS
“THE AGREEMENT”

All prospective roommates are subject to a criminal record and credit
check before move in.

RENTAL AGREEMENT

A signature indicates acknowledgment of this agreement and your
approval of the terms and conditions set forth in The Agreement.

The Agreement constitutes the entire Agreement between the parties and
supercedes all previous communication, representations and agreements
whether verbal or written between the parties with respect to the subject
matter hereof.

Failure to comply with the terms and conditions set forth including but
not restricted to Sections 1 – 8 and all clauses will ...

They weren't allowed to re-broadcast this because of royalty issues... but that's why we have the internet!

ENJOY :)

Ps: Sorry I have to give you this link to click... we couldn't find a way to host the video on our site. Or... I couldn't. Because I'm not as computer savy as I might want to be. And NOW you know....
http://www.buzzfeed.com/gavon/the-coolio-orchestra-skit-from-saturday-night-liv