The Grammy Awards Dress Code Makes Me Giggle!
The Grammy Awards are Sunday...and they have a Dress Code. And I think it's hilarious!
"Please be sure that buttocks and female breasts are adequately covered. Please avoid exposing bare fleshy under curves of the buttocks and buttock crack. Bare sides or under... curvature of the breasts is also problematic. Please avoid sheer see-through clothing that could possibly expose female breast nipples. Please be sure the genital region is adequately covered so that there is no visible “puffy” bare skin exposure."
Someone pointed out it can be hard to read the word BUTTOCKS without thinking about Forrest Gump!