Who woulda thought the DJ who yells random stuff from Jersey Shore would turn out to be such a smart business man!?

Pauly D is a highly in demand DJ...he has his own clothing line, his own show (MTV's The Pauly D Project, on tonight, I'm not ashamed to say I never miss it) and now...he's set to make MILLIONS from his new line of Vodka drinks.

They're called Remix. Different flavoured pre-mixed Vodka cocktails designed for the "Pre-Game" demographic. Drink them right before T-Shirt time, then yell CABS ARE HERE! You're good to go.

So smart...REMIX...he's a DJ...huh? Haha! Remix from DJ Pauly D, coming to a store near you!

Monday was a Sunny, glorious day...for the first time this year, I wore shorts to work.

And for me...that means one thing, I had to explain to a bunch of people at work why such a hairy man as myself would have 2 large bald spots on my legs? See...look at the pictures.

The truth is...I'm not sure. It wasn't always that way...maybe it was Skiing growing up? The rubbing of the boots? Some people think it could come from wearing long socks? Maybe like the Ski Boots...the work Boots I had to wear for a few years (in my previous life as a real man, working construction) had something to do with my lower leg hair loss?

I've actually thought it might be easier to shave all of my legs...to even it out. But then I'd have really hairy arms and hairless legs, that wouldn't make sense would it? Maybe I ...

Driving with a co-worker yesterday…won’t mention names ;) We go past a A&W…she’s like…“Ohhhh free Wee-Fee…I wonder if it’s yummy…”  I Look at her like…free Wee-Fee? She goes ”Yeah, on the sign it says free Wee-Fee must be new to the menu”

You ever try to carefully correct someone so you don’t sound like a jerk?

Free Wi-Fi…like internet…it’s not something you eat…ahhhh FACE PALM! And yes...she felt kinda dumb after that! I let her down easy :)